So yeah... there are apparently zoos all over the country cashing in on Valentine's Day sex tours. Specifically in Tampa and San Francisco.

You heard me right.

You can pay to access the park after hours and watch the animals do it.

Question: Does this qualify as pornography?

Labels: animals, news, porn, zoo

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at February 15, 2007 12:26 PM  Princess Blogonoke said...

"Honey, let's go see the pandas have sex.

Nah, there'll be a crowd. Let's go see the sea otters and the giraffes doing it, then we'll swing back to the pandas and see if they're not too tired."

Sounds like a kosher date to me. I wouldn't mind seeing some mad camel sex for Valentine's Day.

Mad camel sex!

 

at February 16, 2007 11:35 AM  Samantha said...

I'll take that as a yes.

Question: Do you know what kosher means? ;)

 

at February 17, 2007 2:08 AM  Lorie said...

Was it Dave Barry who always used to say that things would make a great name for a rock band? Because I think "Mad Camel Sex" would be a great name for a rock band.