You've witnessed a hideous crime and have to be put into a witness protection programme so you'll have to create a whole new identity and life.

1. What will you choose as your new name? - first, second and last name?

First of all, it seems dangerous that I would disclose my secret identity name. But I think I'd change to Ofelia Dawn Butcher. I have always loved the name Ophelia, but the Spanish spelling is cooler.

2. What would you pick as your new job?

Mortician.

3. Where would you relocate to? Could be a new city, county, or country.

Edinburgh, Scotland.

4. What would you miss most about your current place?

The skyline.

5. What will you be looking forward to most in your new place?