So apparently I have figured out how to elicit the most traffic to my blog. Apparently if I mention Britney Spears, the world will go crazy. Well here's my pathetic attempt: Nerdslut.net: Hotter than Britney Spears Nude, or at least more controversial.

To both me and my husband, my previous post was so obviously a joke. Except, perhaps, my final paragraph where I do worry if one day in the future American citizens will ever be interred again under new-fangled rhetoric. But the rest was, in my opinion, and in the opinion of my husband (and really our opinions are the only ones I care about these days), freakin' hilarious. I mean, come on! It was brilliant to compare the uselessness of informing the country of the level of terror via color coding by comparing it to the uselessness of Britney Spears being featured on the cover of a magazine, ya know, just to remind us that she's still around.

And obviously I have hit a nerve.

I guess the OPINIONATED public will go create more of their own USELESS blogs like this one and rant about things they know absolutely nothing about.

Like you.

Anonymous Reader That Just Surfed In

Heheheh. But not truly anonymous. I have your IP address and I know you're from Maryland. And your ISP is Hughes Network Systems! My powers are being used for evil! Muwahahahaha!

But seriously... if the person is from Maryland, chances are they might work for the government, so he might actually have an informed opinion on the subject. And usually I abhor anonymous postings, I think they're cowardly. But if he works for the government, then perhaps it's required he keeps his identity a secret. Like a super-assassin/spy. So I'll allow it.

On to the next!

you make zero sense!
you are also very strange and obviously consider yourself superior to everyone else.

nikki

Nikki, whose ISP is Qwest Communications Corporation, at least did not remain anonymous, and for that I applaud her. However, she is quite obviously a Britney Spears fan and thus I deem her irrelevant.

I happen to think it's pretty awesome that my satire has elicited such strong emotions that people feel inclined to comment, and so snidely, as well. Must mean I'm on to something with this comparison of our government to Britney Spears thing.

I will not be repressed!

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