Meet Shiloh.



Okay, well, honestly I do not have any pictures of my friend's dog, but I assure you that her name was Shiloh and she looked exactly like that.

There is also a children's book about a dog called Shiloh. Well, actually it's a trilogy.

There was a movie made about Shiloh the dog based on the book.

And a direct-to-video sequel.

Shiloh is not a "person name."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13006217/">

Angelina Jolie gives birth to baby girl in Africa:
Parents name child Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt at Namibian hospital

I kinda always thought that naming part was probably the only fun of having a baby, at least in the beginning. Because unless you have a really cool name for your poo-factory baby, all you're really left with is the poo. Because, much like my friend Josh, babies are poop factories. And although our speculation on the subject has supplied us with great fun in the form of reindeer that poops gumballs:



The Albert Pujols (pronounced poo-HOLES) statue:


As well as the dog shakers that poop salt and pepper to your satisfaction:


And we cannot forget the infamous odes to poo gods courtesy of Mahatma Lorie... in all honesty, contrary to our delight at the word poo, feces are not fun. Okay, well, the cleaning of feces is not fun. Exhibit A: Our friends Josh and Lorie are the ones who bought us each of these these wonderful poo-gifts (and yes, they are all displayed throughout the apartment), but Lorie refuses to clean her cats' litter box. Exhibit B: Well, I don't really have an Exhibit B. But you're welcome to look at all the cool poo paraphenelia.

So like I said, unless you have a really cool name for a baby, all you're left with is the poo.

And like I have proven, Shiloh is a dog's name, and thus that is not cool.

Labels: books, children, news, parenthood

( 2comments )

at May 31, 2006 6:07 PM  Anonymous said...

Hmm. I don't think you proved any such thing. You're just rambling about shit you don't like. LOL.

 

at June 1, 2006 2:32 PM  Samantha said...

Your name must be Shiloh then.