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AKA Jilly Dreadful
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28. PhD Candidate in Creative Writing and Literature. Loves cyborgs and zombies, sewing, steampunk and cosplay. Horror movies. Wants to be R. L. Stine when she grows up.

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What I Wouldn't Give To Be A Black Woman Who Lost A Leg In 'Nam
Monday, August 1, 2005

The job ad reads as follows:

GC and GC/MS Chemist - Air Analysis

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Reply to: canaya@simi.caslab.com
Date: 2005-07-08, 6:42PM PDT


Columbia Analytical Services has an excellent career opportunity at our Simi Valley Air Quality Laboratory.

Duties include but are not limited to: Blah Blah blah.

Minimum of 1 year experience. Yada yada yada.


Equal Opportunity Employer. Women/minorities/disabled/veterans encouraged to apply.
Job location is Simi Valley

Compensation: Competitive



With jobs like these out in the world it's makes me wish I was a Black woman who lost a leg in 'Nam instead of just a regular, run o' the mill poor white chick. I'd send my old persona some funeral flowers and then contently live out the rest of my life with the knowledge that if I ever applied for a job, and didn't get it, I could sue the pants off of any company I chose.


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