That's a cool enough quiz that I actually did it.

You Are Kermit's Fear of Abandonment.

You love banjoes, lily pads, as well as fun lovin' bears and chickens and things. You loved Sesame Street as a child, and watched it two, maybe three times a day. You know all the words to The Rainbow Connection, but you don't necessarily like the fact that you're inevitably paired with a pig for life.

But sadly, like The Muppets, you've been passed around more times than a taped version of Dr. Demento's Dungeons & Dragons bit. Every time Jim Henson's bastard children sell your family to some greedy conglomerate, a little bit of your soul fades away.

But just remember, you know better than anyone that it ain't easy being green.