Desmond is such a trendsetter.


I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me.


I feel strange because the first time I don't send my brother's birthday present early, I get yelled at.


I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?


Last night I had to go and pay Josh's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer and bullets. He's only 25!


I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me! Would you like to share my twinkie?


I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.


Prison can be fun sometimes, but mostly the girls need to shave.


Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.


I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.


I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. Oh yeah, and bipolar disorder.


You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.


Beware the frosted frogs.


That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Charmed fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.


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